Okay, but what if one day the newest episode of WTNV starts, and Cecil sounds just ever-so-slightly off, but you can’t quite put your finger on why.
Until you hear a door slam open in the background, followed by an unholy yowl:
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
I’m sick of seeing super-slimmed-down fan art of Ursula the Sea Witch. The cool thing about Ursula is that she has the power to shape-shift however she wants, AND SHE PICKED THE SHAPE SHE HAS FOR HER DEFAULT FORM. She is vain and self-absorbed and obsessed with her appearance. If she wanted to look like ‘Vanessa’ all the time in private, she totally could, but she doesn’t want to.
also people who say Ursula was jealous of Ariel need to stfu